Peculiar Gifts.

I did that first blog with some fun gift ideas, so I decided to do another one. These gifts are even more bizarre... but maybe you have a very bizarre friend or cousin who you want to get a gift for!

 Or maybe you are weird and want a weird gift for yourself!

1. Wine Lock

It's been a long day and your professor lectured for the entire hour and 50 minutes about a book some sociologist wrote in 1958. 

You are so excited when you walk in the door because you bought t.v. dinners yesterday AND a bottle of wine! This couldn't be a better evening for microwave lasagna and cheap wine.

You walk to the counter... and the site is unbearably horrific.

Your roommate drank your wine. 

It's gone. 

If only you had had a wine lock to protect your booze! 

Don't forget the code or no one drinks tonight. 

2. LED Expressions

I guess we're not supposed to yell obscenities or honk the horn excessively while driving. People get so passionate on the road (and not lovey passion... passion like "I AM GOING TO RUN OVER EVERYBODY IF THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME DOESN'T GO 3 MPH FASTER!!!!)

But now, there is a better way to communicate with the people in cars around you! You can change the expression of that little round face in the back of your car! 

Somebody driving too close to you or have their brights on?

Give 'em a scowl without ever turning your head. 

SLOW DOWN.

3.  Fake Cockroaches

It's true. This is absolutely disgusting.

I come from a jokester family. We had some fake cockroaches, centipedes, and some spiders. 

You do not know how terrifying finding one of these fake cockroaches in a coffee cup first thing in the morning was.

Seriously, these are hilarious.

We put them everywhere.

And, it worked for years. It never got old. You'd grow to expect them, but then no one hide them for awhile... then one day, you would have forgotten them and POOF. There's one on the floor by the trashcan and your heart rate quickly goes up and you remember...

We're waiting.
http://www.amazon.com/Fake-Roaches-Prank-Novelty-Cockroach/dp/B004ZPENP4/?tag=m1w2-20

 4. The Daddle Saddle

Ugh. I don't want to play pony ANYMORE. You weigh 40 pounds now and it kills my back.

Well, not anymore, with the daddle! You strap it on your back and now you really look like a ridiculous pony.

But, now you also don't have an excuse to not play pony.

Saddle Up, Dad.

http://www.amazon.com/Cashel-The-Daddle-By/dp/B003EWECSC/?tag=m1w2-20


5. D-Bag Poetry Magnets

Poetry magnets are super fun.
Why not get that friend who loves hip-hop some d'bag poetry magnets?

They speak for themselves.

Yo girl, you so fiiiine.
http://www.perpetualkid.com/d-bag-poet-magnetic-poetry-kit.aspx

6. Guitar Pic Puncher

This is perfect for your musician friends! You can get them a pic puncher and some plastic sheets (like old credit cards or gift cards).

Now, when they lose a pic (which happens often), they can just make another one!

YAY.

I lost my Hendrix pic :( but now I have an American Express one!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d138/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=&CJID=2825194


7. Bed Tent.

Ok, this one is actually really cool.

If you live in a dorm, this is a neat idea. It gives you seclusion! It folds up really small too, so it's easy to put up and take down.

Seriously, I want one.

Does this come with a flashlight???
http://www.privacypop.com/


8. Star Wars Chocolates

Everybody loves Star Wars. Everybody loves chocolate. Star Wars Chocolate.

They are cute, delicious, super fun.

Nothing says I love you like a box of geeky chocolates.

May the Force be with you when you try to eat all of these at once.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/112728204/the-star-wars-ultimate-chocolate



9. Remote Control Wand

We're muggles.

Sigh, it's a fact of life.

But now, with this technology, we can forget we're muggles for a little while and pretend we're actually controlling the television with a wand.

Which you are.

This is a remote control that can memorize different wand motions as meaning different things. Swish up, volume up... swish down, volume down!!
EXPELLIARMUS!!

Oh wait, nothing happened with that one...

But still!

This is awesome.

Does this have a Phoenix Feather Core? I hope so!
http://www.amazon.com/Kymera-Magic-Wand-Remote-Control/dp/B002SJKWZ4/?tag=m1w2-20





10. Powercup Accessory  Charger

This is a charger for the cigarette lighter in your car! You just put it in the cupholder (yes, you have to remove all of your old coffee cups. Oh wait, that's just me) and now you have 2 plug ins for your ipod and phone!

yay! They won't die on roadtrips now!!!

Now I can straighten my hair while I drive, after my regular make-up routine!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b29e/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=&CJID=2825194

If you actually purchase any of these, let me know if they work/if you liked them!

Au revoir!